Derived from the expression "lame duck." The extremely sophisticated and thorogh study of everything that is lame, uncool, unworthy of public notice. Usually observed in office or extremely beurocractic environments where the untalented manage the extremely bright and well literate. Other forms of the word are ducking (v), duckly (adv), duck (adj), duckologist (n).
Jim spend many hours of his duckology class researching the negative and contagious effects of lameness.
The duckolosis syndrome is a syndrome often occurring in people whose first name is Emma. This syndrome commonly leads to socially awkward selfies of one's self taking pictures pretending to be a big (giant) duck.