Duck that

Spell check for "Fuck that".

Jimmy: "I kept texting you that I couldn't hit the bars tonight; I had to work in the AM. You kept texting back, "Duck that". What is this fucking duck you keep talking about?"

Joe: "FUCK that.... Ever heard of spell check, dumb ass?"

by Wippy My Flippy January 8, 2012

duck that shot

What your iPhone thinks you typed when you were really upset about something.

Friend: My GF just broke up with me with a text
Me: duck that shot bro

by Lesbrarian August 25, 2016

duck that meal

Like a duck, you have to go to the washroom as soon as you're finished eating.

Man, I just had a BLT salad and now I have to duck that meal... brb.

by jadedAngel77 February 5, 2008

i am that duck

If I were to give you an analogy, I would describe it like this: When a duck swims on the water, you only see it glide, apparently, effortlessly, across the lake. But underneath, as in, beneath the surface, it's a whole different story. It's legs are moving like it's peddling a fcking bicycle up the side of a mountain. That's me right now. I am that duck.

I am that duck.

by jozombies115 July 18, 2017

why is that duck running away

Because you're holding a shotgun and a condom you caring redneck duck murdering bastard

Why is that duck running away
The duck is running away because the horny redneck was going to rape and cook it.

by moocow52 May 12, 2015

walk that fucking duck

To flawlessly duckwalk while serving serious cunt.

“You betta walk that fucking duck-duck walk! Quack, quack, quack, quack”

by Rpdrfan January 11, 2023

Is That A Duck?

When you are playing the rec with a Make-A-Wish kid and he puts his pp in a human vacuum.

Desean: Is That A Duck?
Natavious: Nah fam I’m get my joint copped
Desean: Nah N—-!

by Jimbo Shit Covered September 20, 2023