duche muffin 

A total ass hole..

That dude is a total duche muffin

duche muffin by Crow7411 March 29, 2016

douche muffin 

a man that acts like a douche bag and has a muffin top.

That kid that lives on third story in baddour is such a douche muffin

douche muffin by homer d. poe December 6, 2007

Douche Muffin 

a child that has surpassed the classification of brat and gone in to the realm of douche.

A smaller version of a douche bag

Johnny was being a little douche muffin on the playground today and wouldn't listen to his nanny.

Douche Muffin by Geekslady March 1, 2011

Douche Muffin 

1. A rendering of the commonly used slang word, Douche Bag, mostly used without the intent of insulting, but more along the lines of a comical purpose. However, it can be effectively used as an insult.

2. A baked muffin containing vaginal fluids.

1. After spilling the orange juice concentrate all over his new pants, Borus' friend Hogarth comicly called him a "Douche Muffin."

2. The "Douche Muffin" is often considered offensive to women's rights activists, due to it's main ingredient.

Douche Muffin by Adam Carey August 23, 2006

douche muffin 

when a girl cleans there vagina with a muffin

"Becky, i use my douche muffin a lot because of my yeast infection."

douche muffin by bencarper December 3, 2007

douche muffin 

a boy that has the smart level of a muffin, and acts like a douche 24/7. reffers to just about every guy in america,brazil and canada.

"omgz, that guy over there is such a douche muffin." *sigh

douche muffin by Lauren LaRock October 16, 2008

Douche Muffin 

Douche muffin is a term for a white Dumb shity ass mother fuckers named ShaneStur

Douche Muffin, His movies are Realy Fucked up the pussy hole.

Douche Muffin by Clitterdick347467846846 January 30, 2010