Worldwide political, financial, environmental, and moral armageddillennium caused by HRH George W.'dubya' Bush in his endgame pursuit to enrich himself and his cronies before being run out of office.
Guy #1: Found a job yet?
Guy #2: No, man, no jobs anywhere.
Guy #1: I guess this dubya dubya three is everywhere.
Guy #1: And not going away anytime soon.
Words George W. Bush has made up. Dubya Speak is bad grammar combined with non-existant words.
See htpp://www.dubyaspeak.com
"This is a different kind of war. In the old days you used to say, well, you destroyed so many tanks or airplanes -- we're making progress. That's not the way this war is conducted. They don't have tanks. They've got caves and they've got suiciders." Suiciders is obviously not a word.
To pretend to be stupid to get people to drop their guard, as many liberals(ie. Patton Oswalt) suspect President Bush of doing.
Patton Oswalt on "pulling a dubya": Bush isn't stupid, he's evil. There's a difference. When he talks about bombing Iraq, he's really eloquent and poetic, but when he talks about actually caring about another human being, that's when he tends to say things like "It's hard to put food on your family".
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.