dryballs

Of poor or questionable quality.

"Greg's joke just now was so damn dryballs."

by Shmaye March 2, 2009

dryballs

When you wake up in the morning and your eyeballs are dry.

Oh no, I got dryballs!

by luvpuppys March 12, 2015

Dryballs

When you are tired and/or are working in an environment with lots of artificial heating. The resulting dry and possible sore eyes can now be referred to as "Dryballs".

This is an affliction often suffered by contact lens wearers and those that like to party...a lot.

"My wife kept me awake all night and now I'm at work, staring at this computer screen for eight hours with the heating on full - I've got a major case dryballs!".

by Tomintwells December 14, 2010

Dryballs

Testicles no longer loaded with Semen

He had shriveled, no-good, empty, Dryballs.

by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016

Dryballs

That guy you meet that is the most boring, dreary mofo, that only has 3 core subjects that he can yarn about. Most often dirt bikes, football and driverless vehicles.

Far out!! Did you try to have a yarn with that fella over there? Biggest dryballs I've ever met!! He bored me sober!

by Chilli Milf March 10, 2022

Dryeballs

A serious condition of intense dryness of the eyeballs, opposite to Moist-Balls. The dryballee may experience great discomfort of the eyeballs, particularly in windy conditions. It is often a recurring condition, though it can be treated with eye-drops or human tears.

"Hey man, what's with the squint?"
"Oh doood I've got a nasty case of dryeballs"
"Yeah you should get some Murine for those bad boys"

by aquariumbat May 19, 2009

dry balls

After furious masturbation for an extended time, the balls eventually become over worked and become dry/sterile.

Jared, after several years of excessive maturbation, has developed a severe case of dry balls

by cannabis maximus for all January 11, 2006