When you are tired and/or are working in an environment with lots of artificial heating. The resulting dry and possible sore eyes can now be referred to as "Dryballs".

This is an affliction often suffered by contact lens wearers and those that like to party...a lot.

"My wife kept me awake all night and now I'm at work, staring at this computer screen for eight hours with the heating on full - I've got a major case dryballs!".

Dryballs by Tomintwells December 14, 2010

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Dryballs

Testicles no longer loaded with Semen

He had shriveled, no-good, empty, Dryballs.

Dryballs by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016

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Dryballs

That guy you meet that is the most boring, dreary mofo, that only has 3 core subjects that he can yarn about. Most often dirt bikes, football and driverless vehicles.

Far out!! Did you try to have a yarn with that fella over there? Biggest dryballs I've ever met!! He bored me sober!

Dryballs by Chilli Milf March 10, 2022

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Dryeballs

A serious condition of intense dryness of the eyeballs, opposite to Moist-Balls. The dryballee may experience great discomfort of the eyeballs, particularly in windy conditions. It is often a recurring condition, though it can be treated with eye-drops or human tears.

"Hey man, what's with the squint?"
"Oh doood I've got a nasty case of dryeballs"
"Yeah you should get some Murine for those bad boys"

Dryeballs by aquariumbat May 19, 2009

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dry balls

After furious masturbation for an extended time, the balls eventually become over worked and become dry/sterile.

Jared, after several years of excessive maturbation, has developed a severe case of dry balls

dry balls by cannabis maximus for all January 11, 2006

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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