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dry on top 

When wanking da willy is better dry than wet. Dry is nice and clean. Wet is loud and disgusting
"Wow Elliot is so cool, he always does it dry!"
"yeah dry on top!"
dry on top by Limpano May 18, 2021

Dry on the leaves 

Bro i’m so dry on the leaves
Dry on the leaves by luaishot April 25, 2022

Dry on the leaves 

Dude, I’m so dry on the leaves right now
Dry on the leaves by Rosy444 April 25, 2022

dry heavin on the clam 

When you go down on a woman and when you get really bad smell you start to dry heav
The HR lady would not leave Paul alone till he gave in to going down on her. The only problem was that when his nose got a wiff of her he started to dry heavin on the clam.
dry heavin on the clam by Clamer August 12, 2017

dry humping on seam slippage 

the act of two people dry humping but in order to get more satisfaction the girl makes sure she isnt wearing panties. She then lines her clitorium up with the seam of the denim jeans that she is wearing to enhance her dry humping experience.
Catherine made sure that she had a good, hard denim seam before she started dry humping on seam slippage with Brad.

Nothing grows on a dry tooth 

Nothing grows on a dry tooth is an old Canadian idiom. It means that being bitter and closed off can't lead to any change/making new friends. Saying it is a good way to call out your friends out when they display un-Canadian-like behaviour.
Can I have a bite of your pancake?
No.
Nothing grows on a dry tooth.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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