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A male dry orgasm. When a guy comes but doesn't ejaculate.

I did a threesome with my girl and her friend. I fucked so many times that the last time I orgasmed it was a dry cum.

dry cum by Chenzo Maxima April 22, 2008

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cum dry

- noun
The viscid, whitish fluid produced in the male reproductive organs that has been released and has become free from moisture, drained or evaporated away.

Me: Hey Jay, whose cum dry is this?

Jay: Oh shit, I thought that was the dry rub I just put on the bbq.

cum dry by qualat February 7, 2010

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Dry cumming

It is when you jack off and before you cum ,you squeeze your dick hard so the load does not spread anywhere. It is usually done when there are no paper tissues or you are being a lazy turd.

Oh fuck, I am out of tissues. I better use that dry cumming technique so I don't wet nana's bed.

Dry cumming by Chelero July 18, 2016

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drycumbular

Someone who identifies as a tucute and goes by xie/xem pronouns.

person 1 Oh my God, Brenda is so drycumbular. Look at her pink hair and her Steven Universe T-shirt. She's definitely a tucute.

drycumbular by b2048 October 22, 2019

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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