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Drunknesia

When you are so piss drunk that you forget everything about yourself
" dude you were so drunk you got drunknesia and you thought you were a potted plant it was fucking hilarious"
Drunknesia by Mr Feelgood September 30, 2015

Drunkness monster

When a quiet nice person turns into a raging loony when he/she is intoxicated.
Matt is usually the nicest person to be around, but he drank a bottle of jack last night and smashed a dead cat over his brothers windshield. He is such a Drunkness Monster.
Drunkness monster by gchytuvhj January 26, 2009

melatonin drunkness 

where you become so tired you become a little bit crazy
well goodnight, melatonin drunkness again.
^^ after the user said some offtopic stuff.

Second-Hand Drunkness 

a state of intoxication where the said "drunk" person did not have a sip of alcohol but seems to be in an intoxicated state. Mostly prevalent in the Irish or Celtic people because of their inherited ability to absorb alcohol from the air, with a high enough concentration.
At the wedding, young Patrick and Bridget seemed to be drunk even though they could not possibly be. Aunt Eileen nudged her husband and said "must be the second-hand drunkness."

drunklexia 

the inability to write, for example type a text message, when drunk
i spelt your name right despite my drunklexia
drunklexia by wqetuo November 21, 2009

drunkness 

1.(adj) resembling one who is intoxicated, but not actually being under the influence. Severe cases of drunkness occer generally very late at night when subjects are tired. Hallucinations are common, also feelings of euphoria and altered visions of reality. Those who are drunk are usually very creative in a very sick sort of way.
Hey!!! instead of saying "pants", pretend the english language has no 'n' and say "pamts".

Jesus fuck!! We are so damn drunk!
drunkness by Luvnuts March 4, 2003