drunk shit 

A drunk shit is the first shit you take after a long night of drinking, which usually is a little more stinkier than normal

Lani: Man, I had like 4 shots of patron, 3 jack and cokes and a couple of jagerbombs last night... I think I need to take my drunk shit now.

drunk shit by Nat0069 April 22, 2008

Drunk Shit 

The shit you have to take the day after drinking a lot, where no amount of toilet paper will ever be enough.

"Dude, why are you walking funny?"
"I just took a drunk shit... Can I use your shower?"

Drunk Shit by Wevet April 12, 2013

drunk as shit 

When you're drunk enough to type but not drunk enough that even the really slutty trailer park girl at the party is fuckable to you.

"Hey man, I got drunk as shit last night on a few beers and decided to not fuck Stacey again. Fuck that bitch!"

drunk as shit by GertieSnapps August 2, 2016

Shit drunk 

When your boyfriend gets too drunk and ends up shitting himself and puking in your room during your party.

Being shit drunk at a party should mean never going back to that place and probably high time to move out of state from the mess that was made!

Shit drunk by The gal pal July 28, 2012

Pants Full Of Shit Drunk 

The act of getting so drunk that you don't know nor care that you have just totally shit you pants, usually with a sticky burning goo.

Dude did you see that loser, he was was pants full of shit drunk.

Pants Full Of Shit Drunk by BigBlackBlick September 14, 2010

Drunk ass shit 

The person who comes already a little drunk and just wants to get mor drunk. They're the loud and clumsiest one.

Example 1:

PERSON1- Kaycee is acting so crazy tonight.
PERSON2- I think she is way to drunk.
KAYCEE- hey guys I'm drunk ass shit.

Drunk ass shit by MrsPAYNE21 June 12, 2015

Shit-Pants Drunk 

When you get so drunk, you actually, literally, crap yourself like a toddler.

Thursday night I wore my white corduroy pants out to the bar. I didn’t know my white corduroys would soon become my shit pants. I got so boozed, I stole my friends shoes and barfed in them. Then I shit my pants...Thursday night I was Shit-Pants Drunk.

Shit-Pants Drunk by A Delightful July 1, 2011