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A drunk shit is the first shit you take after a long night of drinking, which usually is a little more stinkier than normal

Lani: Man, I had like 4 shots of patron, 3 jack and cokes and a couple of jagerbombs last night... I think I need to take my drunk shit now.

drunk shit by Nat0069 April 22, 2008

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Drunk Shit

The shit you have to take the day after drinking a lot, where no amount of toilet paper will ever be enough.

"Dude, why are you walking funny?"
"I just took a drunk shit... Can I use your shower?"

Drunk Shit by Wevet April 12, 2013

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drunk as shit

When you're drunk enough to type but not drunk enough that even the really slutty trailer park girl at the party is fuckable to you.

"Hey man, I got drunk as shit last night on a few beers and decided to not fuck Stacey again. Fuck that bitch!"

drunk as shit by GertieSnapps August 2, 2016

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Shit drunk

When your boyfriend gets too drunk and ends up shitting himself and puking in your room during your party.

Being shit drunk at a party should mean never going back to that place and probably high time to move out of state from the mess that was made!

Shit drunk by The gal pal July 28, 2012

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Pants Full Of Shit Drunk

The act of getting so drunk that you don't know nor care that you have just totally shit you pants, usually with a sticky burning goo.

Dude did you see that loser, he was was pants full of shit drunk.

Pants Full Of Shit Drunk by BigBlackBlick September 14, 2010

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Drunk ass shit

The person who comes already a little drunk and just wants to get mor drunk. They're the loud and clumsiest one.

Example 1:

PERSON1- Kaycee is acting so crazy tonight.
PERSON2- I think she is way to drunk.
KAYCEE- hey guys I'm drunk ass shit.

Drunk ass shit by MrsPAYNE21 June 12, 2015

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Shit-Pants Drunk

When you get so drunk, you actually, literally, crap yourself like a toddler.

Thursday night I wore my white corduroy pants out to the bar. I didn’t know my white corduroys would soon become my shit pants. I got so boozed, I stole my friends shoes and barfed in them. Then I shit my pants...Thursday night I was Shit-Pants Drunk.

Shit-Pants Drunk by A Delightful July 1, 2011

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doorwall

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.

"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"

doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011

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Cracked

Internet gaming term used for people who are insanely good at something.

Teammate wipes out the entire enemy team.
You: Holy shit, he's fucking cracked!

Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020

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Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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