drunk mike

one who sucks dick for coke.

look at that drunk mike sucking dick for coke.

by hans September 20, 2004

Drunk Mike

one who pwns
one who drinks a lot of beer
one who pwns while drinking beer

see also: smoke

Drunk Mike pwns Ian and Johan a lot when they play Halo.

by Mike Bowden March 30, 2004

Drunk Mike

one who gets pwned repeatedly up the butt
one who gets latched 80 times in a match by groober and whines about it

man, groober won? he must have been playing with a bunch of drunk mike's

by Pwn April 7, 2004

Drink Drugin Mike

A guy who hangs around the local bar driving girls drinks.

SKÖL Bro: man my SKÖL Ho was sick as fuck when we got home from the bar.

Vidar: sounds like she ran into a Drink Drugin Mike.

by TOTEMIR January 7, 2022

Mikey Drunk

Taking 2 shots and being completely wasted, while having spaz attacks.

Dude I'm so Mikey Drunk that it comes in waves from my shoulders to my face and its punching me in my eyeballs

by Mogar193 June 8, 2011

DrunkMikey

Someone who, even when drunk, is so polite that they apologize to inanimate objects despite it being his own fault.

He’s such a DrunkMikey, he dropped a bottle of maple syrup on his foot - said sorry to syrup.

by RogueX September 22, 2023