drum kit 

the term used by non-musicians to refer to a set of drums.

Sam asked his mommy for a drum kit so that he could fit in with the cool kids from school.

drum kit by Jaco Pastoreus June 11, 2006

drum kit 

The correct way to say "drum set"

When Terry was a kid, his mom bought him a drum set from Sears. Now he is all grown up and plays a drum kit! Well he used to play a drum kit, but now it sits in storage while his leet drumming skillz go to waste.

drum kit by Neil Peart July 20, 2006

Anne Frank's drum kit

n. Often used for the worst player in a league being moved from one team to the next.

"You're as useful as Anne Frank's drum kit."

Anne Frank's drum kit by UrbanLynx March 18, 2010

"Custom" Drum Kit 

A slang term for kits made by drum companies that cater to new wave metalcore, christcore and emo bands. These companies like SJC, Shine and Truth are usually exclusively used by teens that are in metalcore boy-bands, that straighten their hair, wear their sisters pants and usually start out playing drums on these thousand dollar kits. It's more of a bragging right, to say you have a "custom" drum kit. Remember kids, always get a 24" bassdrum, a 12" rack tom and a 16" floor tom. One up, two down or die. You will be cool as fucking balls.

Oh, and make sure you make a youtube video about it.

"So, I'm like so totally not okay, so I made my parents buy me this $3,000 Truth kit with DW 9000 hardware and Zildjian A-customs. I think I'm going to listen to some Escape the Fate. I am so misunderstood. "

-Average rich kid drummer with a "Custom" Drum Kit.

"Custom" Drum Kit by dr.blaast January 8, 2012

nerdy drum-kit 

A sexual act between two consenting parties that involves dressing the submissive party in a nerdy getup, and after ejaculating on their body, slapping them with drum-sticks across varying points in their body where the semen is located. and creating a rythm from their moans and grunts from the pain. the semen covered drumsticks are then licked clean by the nerd

I and Penelope played the nerdy drum-kit together, it was a wild experience!

nerdy drum-kit by Mitchell Shuttleworth Holden June 3, 2024

Play the Greek Drum Kit 

Due to the sub standard plumbing dimensions in Greece expertise must be demonstrate in the orchestrated art of wiping your arse pipe while keeping time playing off beats on the pedal bin to dispose of the soiled 3 ply aftermath of an ouzo and souvlaki laden bowel movement.

Christ that's loose, I'll have to play the greek drum kit for a far while.

Play the Greek Drum Kit by Bibbini June 3, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005