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Nick name for Matt Druge, e-journalist who broke the Clinton BJ story. Runs Drudge Report and hosts weekly radio show.
Check out the headline on Drudge, OMFG.
drudge by JoePro June 11, 2006
Someone/something that does something stupid and/or bad.
"That fricking drudge just hit me in the ballsack!"
Drudge by NoTcHaSe February 17, 2015
noun

a person who lacks the courage to do or endure dangerous or unpleasant things
I want to watch more scary movies, but I think I'm too much of a Drudge to do it.
Drudge by CriterionsAreFunkoPops November 10, 2020

Drudge troll 

One of the ignorant, usually conservative and/or racist, individuals who leave inflammatory and often repetitive comments on stories linked from the Drudge Report.
Check out the Drudge trolls' comments on "Boehner gives Obama Friday deadline on Libya":

Webology Consulting
It's about time someone checks this tool's power trip. 5 wars and counting...
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6 hours ago 229 Likes

Brian S
5 wars??????? Unless you counting the war on the middle class and the dumbing down of our country as wars (Which he is winning), I think you need to go back to kindergarten and count again!!!!!!

1) IRAQ
2) AFGHANISTAN
3) LIBYA
4)MIDDLE CLASS?????
5)AMERICAN EDUCATION??????
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6 hours ago in reply to Webology Consulting 73 Likes

Jason
1. Iraq
2. Afghanistan
3. Yemen
4. Libya
5. Pakistan
6. Israil- obama's personal war
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5 hours ago in reply to Brian S 196 Likes

Heywood_Djashuddup
You forgot Omaumau's clandestine war on White Americans.
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4 hours ago in reply to Jason 238 Likes

ICTDigger
I don't think the Racist-in-Chiefs war on white America is that secret, just listen to the i d i o t Holder. All I can think of is lamp post and piano wire.
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1 hour ago in reply to Heywood_Djashuddup 16 Likes
Drudge troll by JOEIS June 14, 2011

drudge retort 

A political website run by a failed web publisher, populated almost exclusively by homebound seniors and pathetic trolls. The regulars argue about the same 5 topics on a daily basis, fleck spittle onto their computer screens, and generally waste their worthless lives.
I haven't argued about abortion in a while, think I'll visit the Drudge Retort.
drudge retort by corkysfather October 4, 2013

Drudge Report 

See Propaganda

News articles that have been blown out of proportion or exaggerated to the extreme as to attract and mislead morons. Carries a large Right wing bias offering a depiction of a world that is crumbling because liberals and the rest of non-america are destroying it.

Type of news on drudge report: Sensationalist, Celebrity Drama, Political bias, and some real news. So really his site is like all large news organizations for example like MSNBC, Fox News, Etc.
Drudge Report Headline translation generally: World is ending
Drudge Report by Deadheadbear57 April 3, 2009
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