a shortening of the phrase "drink my face off." implies:
1. drinking to the point of not feeling feelings anymore
2. needing someone to tell you what you did the night before
3. randomly hooking up with someone (one or more is possible)due to drunkeness
This is a slang term from mid derbyshire used as an insult. You are telling someone you want to swallow their mothers period blood. It derives from the slang term "pussy" otherwise known as cats.
The way one's facial characteristics change when one is inebriated. Usually droopier in the eyes and cheeks. For females, their makeup is more obvious.
Something looks different about Susie tonight.
Yea, it looks like she has her drunk face on.
When you get so drunk that you wake up with a smashed face, unaware of the fact that you may have got beaten up, but in reality while puking out of a cab you fell over and smashed your face on the pavement.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.