A sexual act, where the guy (named or not named Kyle) works a full shift or goes hard in the gym, making his dick extra salty or smelly. He then goes home to his Girlfriend or Wife and tricks her into sucking it, and it tasting like a mis ordered jar of Dill Pickles that you got from Costco.
"Hey Kyle, how did you night go?"
"Good man, i got home and trick my girl into a KYLE'S DILL DICK", made her throw up"
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.