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Dream catchers 

The pubic hair surrounding the male nipples. Usually the longer strands below.
When I invite a lady into my bedroom while listening to Heart- These dreams. I make sure she lays down on my chest to get a sweet peak at my dream catchers.
Dream catchers by Rsn one May 15, 2018
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WET DREAM CATCHER 

A box of tissues that one keeps beside their bed in order to clean up any mess that is made from cumming. (either with a partner or alone)
"baby, that was great! Pass me one of those wet dream catchers off the nightstand to clean up this jizz"
"robert is so gross! he has a pile of crumpled wet dream catchers next to his bed"
WET DREAM CATCHER by Jana617 May 23, 2008

European dream catcher 

The act of placing a jar of pickles under ones bed to act as a dream catcher
-Holy shit man, I had the most fucked up dream last night. It involved nutmeg, raccoon droppings, and 17 dimes from Derek Jeter
-Not me, I havent had a dream in months since I got a European dream catcher from Target

dream catcher 

a sock that you jerk off into.
"hey jimmy! wanna go to the tavern and holler at some broads?"

"sorry steve, i have a date with lady margaret the dream catcher."
dream catcher by steve turbs February 19, 2005

Dream Catcher 

Someone who goes after things hopelessly out of most people's reach -- and gets them.
Bob quit his job to become a rock star -- and he made it!!! What a Dream Catcher!
Dream Catcher by Ryan O'Neal Ryan January 30, 2009

South Beach Dream Catcher 

Making a cone-shaped cup with your hands and placing it over your mouth in order to catch every drop of another mans semen.
That guy was such a cum whore he always used the South Beach Dream Catcher in order to not lose a drop.

dream catcher 

a rag, cloth, shirt, or something of the sort used to catch your skeet after you beat off
"I always use a dream catcher, I don't want my bed to get all nasty."
dream catcher by mafoo December 7, 2004
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