Dreaden is the hottest guy you'll ever meet. If you get the chance to be with him never let him go. He's so nice and he will always make you laugh. He makes you so happy even when your feeling down but only if he really loves you.
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.