Drain cock

1. A tap or valve used to draw off water (or other liquid) from the lowest part of a tank, boiler etc.
2. Someone who happily services your instrument, sloot.

Sometimes when the pressure builds up a man needs his trusty drain cock to relieve it. Services greatly appreciated.

Drain cock by Dawn Chorus May 4, 2020

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drain cock

A bull dike lesbian. A female (wannabe male) that has a drain in the private parts instead of a spigot.

Hey Jane! How did your date go with Pat the other night? It was going well until I went to grab his dick and he ended up being a drain cock.

drain cock by Tennessee Pelt August 2, 2011

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Drain the Cock Johnson

Nickname you give a guy that cums multiple times during sex but still keeps going.

Mary: “How was John?”
Elizabeth: “he finished like 3 times but he kept going”
Mary: “Omg he’:s so Drain the Cock Johnson”

Drain the Cock Johnson by Bobbyslimjimm January 25, 2025

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CDC (crudely drawn cock)

Symbol very often posted on forums or drawn on pub windows when severely bored or feeling mischievous.

Can also be used to illustrate the phrase teh cock

"I love teh cock and so does Lu"
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CDC (crudely drawn cock) by Miss Behave October 27, 2004

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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