Drag queen story hour

The drag queens aren't fucking the kids though. The teachers are. Are you going to ban "Hot teachers?" No? Then shut the fuck up about the drag queens!

Hym "The funny thing about drag queen story hour is that NONE of the drag queens are fucking the kids... BUT... SOME of the teachers ARE fucking the students. And you're not trying to ban the FUCKING BADDIES with fat knockers are ya, shit-head? Ha! And dudes can't be hot, so, you're teenage daughter just isn't going to want to fuck any of them... Right?"

Drag queen story hour by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

frankenstein drag queens from planet 13

One of the greatest bands in the world, with our very own Wednesday 13 (lead singer of murderdolls)!!!!

person 1: How great is Frankenstein drag queens from planet 13?
Person 2: I know they rock!!!

frankenstein drag queens from planet 13 by Joey April 16, 2004

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Drag queens

The hottest people on this planet.

Drag queens are so hot dude..

Drag queens by LivTheLoser November 19, 2023

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dragqueens

1.In France, policefemales on rollerskates or (for policemales you should say dragqueers)
2.a bitch...
3.a topass, a boobasss...
4. a rollerstate female

1.Abwoat:
"Hey dude, see the news on Olympics? They've got some nice topass dragqueens in the French Security Service, too bad they just use them only to protect this damned buses of fuckedupintheass french athletes!"
Coastello:
"Shit right fel'w! These rollerstates... some pro-tibet must have got horny horny that day. Free Tibet you cons chinese motherfuckers in Paris!
Abwoat:
"Let's call your friend Chelsee, is she pro or con?

dragqueens by Slangherinthenight April 7, 2008

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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