A creepy girl originated from Itsfunneh and wants to kill all of the boys in the world and re-incarnate them into dancers for her tiktok videos, her goal is to reach 1 septillion followers and she is the most famous girl on Earth and a quote she says "I have a quadrillion followers even aliens follow me"

Cmon we gotta escape Draca!

Draca by Kimmy Gatewood February 19, 2021

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Dracula in Cleats

n. Nickname of Hall of Fame Middle Linebacker Jack Lambert of the Pittsburgh Steelers of the 70's and 80's. Due to a basketball (or weightlifting) accident (reports differ), his upper incisors were knocked out, so his upper canines appeared to be very large, not unlike Count Dracula's. At first, he wore dentures while playing. Eventually, he realized his visage without dentures (downright monstrous) matched his play, and added to his abilities in intimidating opposing offenses. His intensity and intimidation are a bit of contrast to the cerebral play of team-mate and fellow HOFer Jack Ham, aka "Dobre Shunka."

"Dracula in Cleats" was NFL Defensive Player of the Year twice.

Dracula in Cleats by Dan Weyandt December 12, 2007

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DRACO MALFOY

NOT A VILLIAN.

DRACO MALFOY ISNT A GODDAMN VILLIAN GET THAT THOUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS

DRACO MALFOY by MALFOYDRACO80 May 27, 2017

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drachenfutter

Drachenfutter is a gift or some other form of peace offering used by a husband or boyfriend in order to appease an angry woman or girlfriend. Used primarily in cities where there is a significant population of German origin.

Since Jack forgot Madeline's birthday and went out with her older sister, she will punish him by withholding affection until he expresses sufficient repentance with some appropriate drachenfutter.

drachenfutter by eViL pOp TaRt October 5, 2010

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