dracular

A blood sucking pariah, whose foul odor could kill a man at fifty feet.

"Dude, I'm never going out with that chick again, she is so dracular"

by Timmy the Tim June 19, 2008

dracular

adjective.

1. Of or resembling Count Dracula.

2. Exhibiting some or all of the characteristics of a vampire.

3. Of or related to vampires.

Maude's pale complexion this morning made her look rather dracular.

My canine teeth are sharp and dracular.

Twilight is a dracular film about glittery, abstinent vampires.

by Bourbon Diction Andy October 6, 2009

Cunt-thug-dracular

a thug who wants to take away your dignity, but can't see how pointless and miserable their life is. their happiness is weed.

my neighborhood is full of cunt-thug-dracular's.

by dinosaurqueen January 18, 2016

Dracula in Cleats

n. Nickname of Hall of Fame Middle Linebacker Jack Lambert of the Pittsburgh Steelers of the 70's and 80's. Due to a basketball (or weightlifting) accident (reports differ), his upper incisors were knocked out, so his upper canines appeared to be very large, not unlike Count Dracula's. At first, he wore dentures while playing. Eventually, he realized his visage without dentures (downright monstrous) matched his play, and added to his abilities in intimidating opposing offenses. His intensity and intimidation are a bit of contrast to the cerebral play of team-mate and fellow HOFer Jack Ham, aka "Dobre Shunka."

"Dracula in Cleats" was NFL Defensive Player of the Year twice.

by Dan Weyandt December 12, 2007

dirty dracula

when a guy likes to eat his girl's snatch out during her period...

Did you hear about Jimmy's dirty dracula? That boy is messed up for da pussy.

by Dr. Simulacra October 23, 2013

Dracula foot

When person sleeping next to you has toenails so long and jagged they can pierce your legs

Damn that bitch is hot, oh nasty check out the dracula foot

by Zac February 1, 2005

Dracula Sneeze

Dracula sneeze
"Covering one's mouth with the crook of one's elbow when sneezing, seen as similar to popular portrayals of the vampire Dracula, in which he hides the lower half of his face with a cape."

Landon shouted, "VAMPIRE!!!" "No, Dad," Eliot said, "that's just my Dracula Sneeze." "To keep from spreading the flu... Duh."

During a press conference on the H1N1 virus, Kathleen Sebelius reprimanded a member of the White House press corps after he sneezed into his hands.

by L3 January 13, 2010