Someone who excels in levels of glory. Someone who uses dinosaurs as a 'sexual interfacing toy'.
Someone who is reading this right now whilst having a tab open right next to it with the title being 'The TrackMill.com Foru...'
One who is obsessed with drama. Particularly one who watches tv and enjoys dramatic situations more than happy ones. Similar to soap-opera-lover, except restricted to shows that don't suck.
"I hate it when characters die in shows. Don't you?"
"Not really. It'd be way too boring if everyone lived. I say kill 'em!"
"Well aren't you a sick bastard."
"Yep, I'm a dramaphile."