A person who loves, craves, and/or thrives on drama. Although this person is perfectly capable of leading a happy, drama free life, he/she often seeks out and/or stirs up drama just to make themself feel as if they are involved of something important and exciting. The reality of the matter is they are only liked by others for a short time, while they are still viewed as a person with the "inside scoop" or by being a "good friend" for disclosing information. Once they are found out, they are labled as a dramaphiliac and become victims of their own passion.
Nick: Ugh, my ex tried to start some shit with me this weekend again! That broad knew she had nothing on me, so just to piss me off she took my dog!
Amy: No way! Good thing you bounced that bitch to the curb! She always tried to stir up shit that wasn't there in the first place. Good riddance!
A teenage slut, so named after the Drosophila melanogaster, an extensively studied species of fruit fly the females of which commence sexual activity with countless males only 8-12 hours after hatching. A polite alternative to nymphomaniac.
Nurse: Doctor, Sally is here again for another month's worth of Pill prescription.
Doctor: Oh, that little nymp..., er, drosophiliac! Show her in.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)