dough dick

man who cant get an erection, soft as putty;

pit it away dough dick, ur fucking useless, i would rather sit oan ma finger!

by angie and lynne February 6, 2007

pillsbury dough dick

When a guy can't get it up he has a pillsbury dough dick.

He was all over me, but he was so drunk, he had a pillsbury dough dick.

by zakrob April 20, 2007

doughy dick

A non-erect penis. Completely flaccid. Often the result of seeing a very unattractive woman.

"I looked at her and she gave me a doughy dick."

by gay_the_musical June 5, 2014

doush dick

Noun. An asshole who puts someone else down to make themselves look and or feel better. Mainly used after a cock blocking maneuver

Dude, why you got to be such a doush dick?

Hey, Doush Dick, leave your ego in the car next time.

If that Doush Dick cock blocks me one more time...

by FenThing November 30, 2007

dougs dick

Really fucking smelly. Doug’s dick is way below average with long cheesy pubes

Hey Doug! Fuck you and your cheesy little dick. Dougs dick sucks

by Maiya johnzyn 69 May 17, 2022

douch dick

A dick what needs to be douched!

See that over there that’s a douch dick!

by Brunt up April 22, 2018

Dick nose Doug Mary

One who is a complete jerk off and has a nose shaped of a dick

Man, he's being a dick nose Doug mary

by Post rosaries May 4, 2013