dough dick

man who cant get an erection, soft as putty;

pit it away dough dick, ur fucking useless, i would rather sit oan ma finger!

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pillsbury dough dick

When a guy can't get it up he has a pillsbury dough dick.

He was all over me, but he was so drunk, he had a pillsbury dough dick.

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A non-erect penis. Completely flaccid. Often the result of seeing a very unattractive woman.

"I looked at her and she gave me a doughy dick."

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Noun. An asshole who puts someone else down to make themselves look and or feel better. Mainly used after a cock blocking maneuver

Dude, why you got to be such a doush dick?

Hey, Doush Dick, leave your ego in the car next time.

If that Doush Dick cock blocks me one more time...

doush dick by FenThing November 30, 2007

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Really fucking smelly. Doug’s dick is way below average with long cheesy pubes

Hey Doug! Fuck you and your cheesy little dick. Dougs dick sucks

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See that over there that’s a douch dick!

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One who is a complete jerk off and has a nose shaped of a dick

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