dough dick

man who cant get an erection, soft as putty;
pit it away dough dick, ur fucking useless, i would rather sit oan ma finger!
by angie and lynne February 03, 2007
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pillsbury dough dick

When a guy can't get it up he has a pillsbury dough dick.
He was all over me, but he was so drunk, he had a pillsbury dough dick.
by zakrob April 13, 2007
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