douchous

another slang variation of the term "douchebag", usually used in the second person.

"I can't believe you're 25 years old and still live with your parents. What's wrong with you anyway, Douchous?"

by thelocdoutone May 28, 2007

Douchous Aquaticus

A inconsiderate person that cuts you off in a boat or otherwise acting like a douchbag while operating a boat and doesn't matter if drinking or not. One that thinks they are the only ones out on the water

That douchous aquaticus just ran over our fishing lines!!!!!

by witness to douchous aquaticus January 21, 2012

doucheous

Adj, - A word to describe someones whose actions are that of a douche or douchebag.

Rick: "Can I see your iPhone? I wanna play a song, cuz everyone is bored of Creed..."
Hernan: "NO!"
Rick: "Wow... Alright. You don't have to act so doucheous..."

by A Breed of Sushi January 25, 2009

douchious

Acting like or expressing characteristics of a "douche bag". See also toolboxious.

That guy is a little too douchious for my liking.

by Dyana September 1, 2007

doucheus maximus

The absolute king of douchebags. Someone who just isn't truthfully represented by only being called a douchebag.

Wow, did you see Terrell Owens the other day? What a doucheus maximus.

by Kirk B. December 24, 2008

Douchoise

A small, elite group of douche bags, who are at the top of their douche game among their douche monkey brethren. They are the supreme douches of all douche masters, and none can douche as they do -err- douche.

Many douchemeisters believe they inherently belong to the Douchoise. This, however, is complete fallacy. One must prove his douchebaggery to be in exponential excess of your standard douche pack peon in order to even be considered for a rare spot in this sacred and privileged brotherhood. Not just any run of the mill douche monger can join; one must be invited and initiated in the most extreme doucheloaf fashion.

You see, members of the Douchoise (yes, it's capitalized, douche pumper!) are the cream of the crop, the best of the best, and the absolute most douche-esque of all that is douchery.

Damn! That guy is far beyond dickville... he's a member of the effin douchoise!

by Supreme Douchoise Chancellor December 31, 2008

doucheous maximus

A person that is the prime example of a douchebag. Maybe the term douchebag is too light a word to describe them. They think that they're all that and a bag of chips, and refuse to accept that they suck at life. Oftentimes they call other people douches because they are in denial of their own douche-ness.

"I pop muh collah and get all da bitches followin me around."

Bystanders: "Man, that guy's not just a douche, he's a doucheous maximus!"

by Camen510 January 2, 2009