Douche of Greek origin. Signs include a slicked back mullet type hair, gold chains, a constipated face and chest hair combed out. They generally can be found owning a breakfast diner that has "Athenian Chicken" on an otherwise generically American menu.
Yanni was a true Douchekopoulos because there were daily complaints from customers about chest hair in their feta omelet.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.