doucheprius 

A person who drives a Prius like a douche.

That doucheprius won’t speed up to merge into traffic!

doucheprius by Dank1chillin June 4, 2019

Douchecrust 

1.The crust that forms in a woman's vagina when she forgets to douche herself.

2. The extreme form of a Douchebag

Jenny: "I need to go and take care of all this Douchecrust."

Sean: "Will, You're such a douchecrust."

Douchecrust by Seanm35 March 3, 2007

Doucheprick 

This word is the mix of a Douche and a Prick, suggesting they're both stupid and a total asshole!

"What's a Doucheprick?"
"Look it up, it'll say look at Alex!"
"Oh, definately!

Doucheprick by AllStar_Gummy_AAK April 27, 2010

Douchecruise 

a person that exceeds the boundaries of a duochecanoe,
or all members of the United States Navy that wear khaki uniforms.

"My boss is a raging Douchecruise!!!"

Douchecruise by Chode McGee May 26, 2007

doucheprick 

One who is a pansy and takes everything super personally. Prone to stalking love interests. They also believe they are on a higher level than those around them while actually having the constitution of a small woodland creature. They are also enough of a prick that would cry to mommy when something goes wrong or to a higher authority before taking care of a problem themselves.

John thinks he is sooo cool, so he is constantly stalking us sucking out the happiness with his buzzkill tendencies. If we tell him off, he is going to rat on us about everything he knows and h'es to sensitive to have a reasonable conversation. He is such a doucheprick!

doucheprick by dunit697 September 10, 2012