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Douchecrust 

1.The crust that forms in a woman's vagina when she forgets to douche herself.

2. The extreme form of a Douchebag
Jenny: "I need to go and take care of all this Douchecrust."

Sean: "Will, You're such a douchecrust."
Douchecrust by Seanm35 March 3, 2007
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Doucheprick 

This word is the mix of a Douche and a Prick, suggesting they're both stupid and a total asshole!
"What's a Doucheprick?"
"Look it up, it'll say look at Alex!"
"Oh, definately!

Douchecruise 

a person that exceeds the boundaries of a duochecanoe,
or all members of the United States Navy that wear khaki uniforms.
"My boss is a raging Douchecruise!!!"
Douchecruise by Chode McGee May 26, 2007

doucheprick 

One who is a pansy and takes everything super personally. Prone to stalking love interests. They also believe they are on a higher level than those around them while actually having the constitution of a small woodland creature. They are also enough of a prick that would cry to mommy when something goes wrong or to a higher authority before taking care of a problem themselves.
John thinks he is sooo cool, so he is constantly stalking us sucking out the happiness with his buzzkill tendencies. If we tell him off, he is going to rat on us about everything he knows and h'es to sensitive to have a reasonable conversation. He is such a doucheprick!
doucheprick by dunit697 September 10, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026