douchemunch

like a douchebag who is also a buttmunch

dude, stop being a douchemunch.

by missbetty29 March 7, 2014

douchemuncher

A person that enjoys feasting on douches. Also a very gay fagesh person

person one: wow that person is a royal douchemuncher!
person two: i know right!

by Essej yrurD December 22, 2009

Douchewench

a person.

What a douchewench.

by cheesygorditacrunch1 April 25, 2010

Douchefunctional

A idiotic person who is unable to function as a normal part of society and can not regulate control of irrational outbursts.

Kanye West is on the loose with his douchefunctional behavior again today.

by Unicorn Knox October 11, 2018

Douchemachete

A person whose has committed the ultimate immature, lazy, stupid or ridiculous act ever conceived. A situation where the term Douche-bag is simply not expressive enough.

A male classmate (during class) tells the entire room a rape joke, the majority of the class is female. Afterwards proclaims "why was that inaproperate?"

"Man, that guy is a douchemachete."

by holyshatandall May 26, 2009

douchemuckery

A total lost muddle of douchbaggery

I was totally lost in a clusterfuck of douchemuckery

by Clusterfuck December 6, 2021

Douchebrunch

A gathering of two or more self-indulgent asshats known by the following characteristic nomenclature: Douchepickle, douchebagel, douchebagette, or douche-eggs-bacon-ham-omelet. Normally occurs in the mid-morning, however can also occur during that time in between lunch and dinner that no one can name.

Man...those douchepickles, douchebagels, douchebagettes and doucheeggs-bacon-ham-omelets look like they had a light breakfast of self-absorbed narcissism, but they appear to have been left wanting. What ho! They've gathered together for a nice mid-morning douchebrunch to discuss each others' token asshattery! Oh the humanity!

by TeamJerk September 25, 2010