A person whose has committed the ultimate immature, lazy, stupid or ridiculous act ever conceived. A situation where the term Douche-bag is simply not expressive enough.

A male classmate (during class) tells the entire room a rape joke, the majority of the class is female. Afterwards proclaims "why was that inaproperate?"

"Man, that guy is a douchemachete."

Douchemachete by holyshatandall May 26, 2009

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douchemuckery

A total lost muddle of douchbaggery

I was totally lost in a clusterfuck of douchemuckery

douchemuckery by Clusterfuck December 6, 2021

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Douchebrunch

A gathering of two or more self-indulgent asshats known by the following characteristic nomenclature: Douchepickle, douchebagel, douchebagette, or douche-eggs-bacon-ham-omelet. Normally occurs in the mid-morning, however can also occur during that time in between lunch and dinner that no one can name.

Man...those douchepickles, douchebagels, douchebagettes and doucheeggs-bacon-ham-omelets look like they had a light breakfast of self-absorbed narcissism, but they appear to have been left wanting. What ho! They've gathered together for a nice mid-morning douchebrunch to discuss each others' token asshattery! Oh the humanity!

Douchebrunch by TeamJerk September 25, 2010

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