Douchewench 

a person.

What a douchewench.

Douchewench by cheesygorditacrunch1 April 25, 2010

Douchekerchief 

n. : reference to a kuffiyeh/scarf/large handkerchief worn around the neck by a guy who is usually also wearing any combination of a faux hawk, tight t-shirt, skinny jeans and or aviator glasses, etc., i.e. a douchebag… thus douchekerchief.

My bud: That party was cool but what was with that guy with the faux hawk and that thing around his neck?

Me: Oh yeah, the poser with the kuffiyeh or as I like to call it... the douchekerchief… cuz he was totes mcgoat a douchebag.

Douchekerchief by Dragoncat14 May 2, 2010

douchemuncher 

A person that enjoys feasting on douches. Also a very gay fagesh person

person one: wow that person is a royal douchemuncher!
person two: i know right!

douchemuncher by Essej yrurD December 22, 2009

douchemunch 

like a douchebag who is also a buttmunch

dude, stop being a douchemunch.

douchemunch by missbetty29 March 7, 2014