douchemuncher 

A person that enjoys feasting on douches. Also a very gay fagesh person

person one: wow that person is a royal douchemuncher!
person two: i know right!

douchemuncher by Essej yrurD December 22, 2009

douchemunch 

like a douchebag who is also a buttmunch

dude, stop being a douchemunch.

douchemunch by missbetty29 March 7, 2014

douchemuckery 

A total lost muddle of douchbaggery

I was totally lost in a clusterfuck of douchemuckery

douchemuckery by Clusterfuck December 6, 2021

douche muncher 

One who munches douche

Dude, you're such a douche muncher.

douche muncher by Nancy M July 27, 2005

Douchecutcherie

Douchecutcherie is the charcuterie of doucheiness. Charcuterie’s are known for is variety of meats, cheeses, nuts, and crackers. A douchecutcherie is Diddy. The different variations that he was a douche makes him a douchecutecherie type of person.

Diddy is the douchecutcherie because of the many different ways he was a douche to so many different people.

Douchecutcherie by j to the JCPenney December 13, 2025