deucebumps

chill bumps or goose bumps that appear on your skin when a bowel movement is about to occur.

I was in the car and it hit me. I had to go so bad I had deucebumps all over my arms and legs.

by Sven Dzaluhnagey December 13, 2010

Deucebumps

The goosebumps you get while in the middle of dropping deuce.

"I told her I didn't crap in her closet but she saw the deucebumps and it all went downhill from there."

by oxcasp3rxo May 12, 2010

deucebumps

When your poop is releasing from your butthole and the person pooping experiences goosebumps (esp. on the legs)

I can remember one time during the summer I had to poop so bad that when I finally made it to the toilet and pooped, I experienced deucebumps.

by deucebumps by r.l. stein January 26, 2011

Deucebumps

The hair raising bumps on your face and arms when you have to poop .

As he approached the bathroom door, his stomach rumbled and the ”deucebumps” appeared on his arms and face.

by Lowboy41 May 29, 2018

Deuce Bumps

The goose bumps that often precede or accompany an imminent, voluminous bowel movement.

I knew I had to find a rest stop post-haste when I got the deuce bumps.

by Joe Crowe May 14, 2008

duecebumps

The goosebumps you get when either holding in a massive poop or fighting that same massive poop

eaahhh dude i just got duecebumps from this beast

by MTrill March 9, 2009

douchebumps

(n.) A condition which occurs while or directly following the witnessing of an action of or statement by a person who would fit the description of a douche bag. Usually tied to the emotional sensation of being embarrassed on behalf of another person because whatever they just did was packed full of douchery. Sometimes accompanied by the phrase "are you fucking kidding me?" and a sour facial expression.

Josh: I can't come to the party tonight dude, I gotta get my burn on at the gym. Plus I just got that new Dave Matthews. Yeah!

Eavesdropping bystander: Wow. I just got douchebumps.

by christenapril March 30, 2010