Definitions by NoodleGuppy

murphy 

A camel toe variant when the thong gets wedged into the vagina and the vagina begins to slowly consume the underwear.

Fuck, I'm having a murphy right now.

murphy by NoodleGuppy October 3, 2011

tactical mute 

A Call of Duty youtube video with shitty gay-ass music, such as Disturbed, and makes you immediatley turn the volume off.

"Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the- TACTICAL MUTE!!!!"

tactical mute by NoodleGuppy October 3, 2011

douche queen 

A major douche bag.

Look at that douche queen. What a faggotron da vinci.

douche queen by NoodleGuppy October 3, 2011