Any individual that makes a statement that is so obnoxious that you can't decide between calling them a douche bag or a retard, so you call them a douche tard.
by BigTimeDoucheTard January 11, 2010
you are a douche-tard
by Tetherball May 07, 2009
Any person unfortunately possessing characteristics of both a complete idiot and an asshole. They typically have no brain and or common sense and tend to get on people's bad sides with their impeccable stupidity.
by natedog2010 July 05, 2009
by WouldntULikeToKnow September 01, 2014
Our substitute teacher spent 10 minutes trying to pronounce the word "sedimentary". What an illiterate douche-tard.
by Elliott Webb November 22, 2004
a resident of Montreal who is both a douche and a retard by being a jerk because they "nuh speeek engleeesh"
Frank: Man, that jerk at the front desk gave us a hard time with our hotel room just cuz we're anglophone.
Gary: Ya, what a douche-tard.
Ryan: First person we meet and it's a douche-tard. What are the chances?
Arthur: Actually, the chances are very high. Most people in Montreal are douche-tards because they are frustrated that they "nuh speeek engleeesh".
Frank, Ryan, Gary: Haha.
Gary: Ya, what a douche-tard.
Ryan: First person we meet and it's a douche-tard. What are the chances?
Arthur: Actually, the chances are very high. Most people in Montreal are douche-tards because they are frustrated that they "nuh speeek engleeesh".
Frank, Ryan, Gary: Haha.
by Fugues May 03, 2010
An individual who thinks they're the shit, but is actually more annoying than an asshole and also acts completely mentally retarded.
Ryan was a complete douche-tard when he was asked by his landlords to share his pot, he shot them down. What a douche-tard.
by Calibri December 06, 2011