douche-tard
you are a douche-tard
douche-tard by Tetherball May 7, 2009
douche-tard
Any person unfortunately possessing characteristics of both a complete idiot and an asshole. They typically have no brain and or common sense and tend to get on people's bad sides with their impeccable stupidity.
douche-tard by natedog2010 July 5, 2009
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Douche-Tard by WouldntULikeToKnow August 31, 2014
douche-tard
Our substitute teacher spent 10 minutes trying to pronounce the word "sedimentary". What an illiterate douche-tard.
douche-tard by Elliott Webb November 22, 2004
douche-tard
a resident of Montreal who is both a douche and a retard by being a jerk because they "nuh speeek engleeesh"
Frank: Man, that jerk at the front desk gave us a hard time with our hotel room just cuz we're anglophone.
Gary: Ya, what a douche-tard.
Ryan: First person we meet and it's a douche-tard. What are the chances?
Arthur: Actually, the chances are very high. Most people in Montreal are douche-tards because they are frustrated that they "nuh speeek engleeesh".
Frank, Ryan, Gary: Haha.
Gary: Ya, what a douche-tard.
Ryan: First person we meet and it's a douche-tard. What are the chances?
Arthur: Actually, the chances are very high. Most people in Montreal are douche-tards because they are frustrated that they "nuh speeek engleeesh".
Frank, Ryan, Gary: Haha.
douche-tard by Fugues May 2, 2010
douche-tard
An individual who thinks they're the shit, but is actually more annoying than an asshole and also acts completely mentally retarded.
Ryan was a complete douche-tard when he was asked by his landlords to share his pot, he shot them down. What a douche-tard.
douche-tard by Calibri December 6, 2011
douche tard
Any individual that makes a statement that is so obnoxious that you can't decide between calling them a douche bag or a retard, so you call them a douche tard.
douche tard by BigTimeDoucheTard January 11, 2010