douche-tard 

One who possesses the dual qualities of a douche and a retard.

you are a douche-tard

douche-tard by Tetherball May 7, 2009

douche-tard 

Any person unfortunately possessing characteristics of both a complete idiot and an asshole. They typically have no brain and or common sense and tend to get on people's bad sides with their impeccable stupidity.

"Last night at the bar Kevin was being SUCH a douche-tard"

douche-tard by natedog2010 July 5, 2009

Douche-Tard 

A majorly retarded douche-bag. Self explanatory.

Russ Thompson can be a major douche-tard at parties.

Douche-Tard by WouldntULikeToKnow August 31, 2014

douche-tard 

a compound word consisting of the parts: douche and tard (condensed version of retard)

Our substitute teacher spent 10 minutes trying to pronounce the word "sedimentary". What an illiterate douche-tard.

douche-tard by Elliott Webb November 22, 2004

douche-tard 

a resident of Montreal who is both a douche and a retard by being a jerk because they "nuh speeek engleeesh"

Frank: Man, that jerk at the front desk gave us a hard time with our hotel room just cuz we're anglophone.

Gary: Ya, what a douche-tard.

Ryan: First person we meet and it's a douche-tard. What are the chances?

Arthur: Actually, the chances are very high. Most people in Montreal are douche-tards because they are frustrated that they "nuh speeek engleeesh".

Frank, Ryan, Gary: Haha.

douche-tard by Fugues May 2, 2010

douche-tard 

An individual who thinks they're the shit, but is actually more annoying than an asshole and also acts completely mentally retarded.

Ryan was a complete douche-tard when he was asked by his landlords to share his pot, he shot them down. What a douche-tard.

douche-tard by Calibri December 6, 2011

douche tard 

Any individual that makes a statement that is so obnoxious that you can't decide between calling them a douche bag or a retard, so you call them a douche tard.

You're fat and it's kind of funny.

You're a douche tard. I'm skinnier than you.

douche tard by BigTimeDoucheTard January 11, 2010