One who makes a routine out of being a douche. Likewise, one who dedicates their life, talents, and interests to all things douche.
by Erin E. May 2, 2008
Get the douche shtick mug.The name for electronic cigarettes and/or vape smoking devices. Mainly named this because people who smoke them are total douche bags.
Dude, don't smoke that douche stick around me.
Haha, check that clown out rockin' the Ed Hardy and hitting the douche stick!
Haha, check that clown out rockin' the Ed Hardy and hitting the douche stick!
by TheRealReal March 14, 2014
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Generally an Alpha Male. Selfish prick holes. Thinks of ways to benefits oneself and leaves others in the ditch bloodied and pissed. The biggest of douches and fuck sticks.
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by Forbesgirlgolfers November 5, 2019
Get the Douche Dick Fuck Stick mug.someone who acts like a douch but is being a major asshole pissin people off. it's worse than being called a douch bag beacause it's the part of the douch that goes in the dirty stanky nasty pussy. commenly used by women who have fishy pussy, who are sluts and whores
by kittylette September 8, 2007
Get the douch stick mug.The act of being an absolute, over-the-top douchebag, using excessive levels of dickish behavior accompanied by a complete and utter disregard for human decency.
Did you just see that guy cut in line and then start bad-mouthing the barista? The levels of douchestickery are off the charts here!
by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023
Get the Douchestickery mug.Variant of dipstick. An utterly ineffective boob - someone who always manages to foul up in clutch situations.
by lardlad February 15, 2007
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Yeah, you like that hard douching, sit back on my douchestick.
Yeah, you like that hard douching, sit back on my douchestick.
by chinrest October 20, 2011
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