douche roar

The loud scream emanating from an alpha male douchebag while lifting weights. This is done for the sole purpose of attracting attention and hopefully impressing those around him with his strength and commitment to large biceps.

Jim let out a piercing douche roar at the end of his 10th set of bicep curls.

by rimlover October 22, 2011

doucherary

When you are responsible to do something that you know is going to make you look and feel like a douche. Similar to fiduciary responsibility, except instead of being responsible for money, you are responsible for something that is going to make you a douche bag. Almost always used with "responsibility" after it, because most of us don't want to be a douche, but hey, we've all HAD to pull the douche card at some point.

For instance, being a wingman for your drunk little brother while he's shirtless in a nightlclub is your doucherary responsibility.

It was my douchery responsibility to be a dick to her because she was being a psycho bitch to my friends all night.

When I'm on Spring Break, it is my douchery responsibility to grind on every hottie on the dance floor.

by PimpinAintEasy March 22, 2013

doucheboard

Those $400 segways without the handle that all viners have that make you like the the absolute biggest fuckboy douchebag in the world. Some retards may call it a hoverboard, but since there are two wheels that touch the ground, it doesn't hover. Someone on a doucheboard may be

-Wearing a flat brim hat backwards
-Wearing those long shirts that go down to your thigh
-Wearing skinny jeans
-Wearing huge Nike high tops
-Making a Musical.ly
-Making a Vine
-Sending pictures of his tiny dick to girls twice his age on Snapchat
-Bringing cancer to all

"Hey, why's that douche on a segway without a handle? "
"It's called a doucheboard."
"Wow I think I'm gonna kill myself now"

by Papa Squirt July 24, 2016