by NoodleGuppy October 03, 2011
a hyperactive douchebag who makes perverted jokes and is basically a useless human being. people will write in the bathroom about this person.
"Dude, my mom is pissed at me for sneaking out."
(kid walks up)
"I was in your mom's poon last night."
"You are the biggest douche-queen I've ever met, b"
(kid walks up)
"I was in your mom's poon last night."
"You are the biggest douche-queen I've ever met, b"
by Bob Gorton December 19, 2006
1. One who professes to know a lot about the act of douching. 2. Something to never ever call your girlfriend if you ever want to get laid again.
"Gee, you seem to know a lot about douching - when did you become the douche bag queen?" (prepare to be slapped, ignored, and/or bitten the next time you want head)
by Teaspoon Princess February 24, 2005