douche queen
douche queen by NoodleGuppy October 3, 2011
douche-queen
a hyperactive douchebag who makes perverted jokes and is basically a useless human being. people will write in the bathroom about this person.
"Dude, my mom is pissed at me for sneaking out."
(kid walks up)
"I was in your mom's poon last night."
"You are the biggest douche-queen I've ever met, b"
(kid walks up)
"I was in your mom's poon last night."
"You are the biggest douche-queen I've ever met, b"
douche-queen by Bob Gorton December 21, 2006
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douche bag queen
1. One who professes to know a lot about the act of douching. 2. Something to never ever call your girlfriend if you ever want to get laid again.
"Gee, you seem to know a lot about douching - when did you become the douche bag queen?" (prepare to be slapped, ignored, and/or bitten the next time you want head)
douche bag queen by Teaspoon Princess February 24, 2005
Queen of Douche Bag Move
Queen of Douche Bag Move by Qwerty209 October 12, 2014
Queen of Douches
One who is Queen Douche probaly uses a douche, smells like a douche, and hit's douches.She rules over krusty doucheland and has sir maiden douches. Basically it's every meaning of the word douche.
Autumn Queen of Douches creed :hear he hear he from the flaming mellows marsh to the nemadick mountains through sir nichlolas's nature. I rule all of smelly doucheland and every used and clean douche that lives in it. I am and will always be the douche queen. Through the crotch crossing and the trout (fish ) trail I will rule over all douches.
Queen of Douches by scottnicholas October 10, 2006
douchequeer
douchequeer by bfaggot August 4, 2006
douchequeen
When someone is being a huge douche and acting like a queen. Or if a girl is being a douche but you don't want to call her a cunt
Dude1: I'm going to get some scented candles for tonight and you have to clean up and stop playing NHL08!
Dude2: Man your being such a goddamn douchequeen!
Girl: You have to clean up this mess or there will be consequences
Dude: (under his breath) Fuckin' douchequeen!
Dude2: Man your being such a goddamn douchequeen!
Girl: You have to clean up this mess or there will be consequences
Dude: (under his breath) Fuckin' douchequeen!
douchequeen by CINDAHBLOCK November 15, 2007
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