douche hammer 

King of all douches. All other douches tremble in his presence.

Wow, look at that guy.. what a douche hammer.

douche hammer by matt musser March 26, 2007

douche hammer 

A person, who infact, hammers the worddouche/word.

Look at that douche hammer, he's been hammering the douche all weekend.

douche hammer by Brian Deegan August 18, 2003

douche hammer 

A baseball bat. Specifically an older bat, kept behind the driver's seat for the sole purpose of beating the fuck out of cracker ass douchebag white boys.

Ey nigga, throw me the douche hammer, im bout to split this bitches shit-

douche hammer by K-Roc-Z October 26, 2007

Douchecammer 

Someone who installs a dashcam on their car so they can purposefully drive like a douche.

That douchecammer could have easily avoided the accident but chose not to because it was on camera.

Douchecammer by Vampyre Byte July 31, 2019

douchehammer 

Total waste of genetic material, a person who goes out of their way to be a complete pain in the ass

That guy cut me off in the middle of rush hour traffic.

What a douchehammer.

douchehammer by swooper74 October 13, 2006

douchehammered 

A drunk guy hanging on a girl for dear life

Holy Shit! That guy is douchehammered! ( this is the masculine version of skankhammered)

douchehammered by Daddy’o Rondog January 26, 2019

Douchehammer 

Douchehammer is among the highest ranked of all douches. Douchehammers are known for their ability to irritate any woman to the point of physically violent behavior by merely being in her presence. Often found in small cliques of lower-ranking douches, douchehammers are used for the purpose of making the rest of the clique seem less douchy by contrast, to women who would otherwise not give any of them a second of their time.

*The term "douchehammer" is derived from the facts that they are usually intoxicated (hammered), and the effects of their level of douchery hits women like a blow from a hammer.

1. "The Douchehammer really took one for the team last night!"
2. "We should go out and get some ass tonight.. Call the Douchehammer."

Douchehammer by don grimm March 30, 2015