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douche donkey 

A douche donkey is someone who is anal retentive. It is also another term for anal douche. This stems from the nickname the donkey has as being an ass.
Don't be a douche donkey! or I have to go buy a douche donkey.
douche donkey by nubman September 20, 2006

Donkey Douche 

A person who is already percieved as an ass who also exhibits the behavior of a douche with an unnecissary amount of zealousness.

A person who exceeds the normal parameters of doucheness.
Jim is a total donkey douche for telling my boss that I was high on crack.
Donkey Douche by dxh September 30, 2010

donkey Douche 

when a man has sexual relations with a female donkey the donkey must be cleaned out with a douche before its next encounter. the female donkey is cleansed with this douche to ensure years of healthy fun.

neccessary for all animals commonly used for beastiality. for example chickens, cows, and goats.
in the movie clerks 2, you can make love to "kinky kelly" the donkey for 500 bucks. the donkey must be cleaned out with a donkey douche between performances or between clients.
donkey Douche by bob plumblow March 15, 2008

donkey deuche 

when a man has sexual relations with a female donkey the donkey must be cleaned out with a deuche before its next encounter. the female donkey must be cleaned with this deuche to ensure years of healthy well being.
in the movie clerks 2, there is a donkey show where you can make love to a donkey "kinky kelly" for 500 bucks. the donkey must be cleaned out with a donkey deuche between performances.
donkey deuche by bob plumblow March 15, 2008

douchemonkey 

someone that is so low, that they deserve this lowest form of the douche- family

:someone that scuttles around on the floor looking for used and disposed douchebags to shove in their noses:
"That lying cheating snake took your money, your kids, and you mom! He's a no good douchemonkey."
douchemonkey by FUBAR___BUNDY October 10, 2007
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Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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