douche conoe

A fuck face dude who is a total prick to others and doesn't give a fuck what anyone has to say.

He's such a douche conoe

by Princess_sky December 28, 2016

Douche conoe

Bryan Toon

Bryan is such a douche conoe

by Queen fucking bitch23 February 13, 2018

Douche Canoe

An individual who insists on causing the rest of the earth as much pain as possible; A chap so arrogant and twattish that they have almost no choice but to fuck you over whenever possible.

*Car drives through large puddle, drenching a child*

Child: "Pickles, what a complete Douche Canoe that old chap is!"

by FretWizard February 2, 2014

Douche Canoe

Someone who exceedes the limits of being a normal douche or douche bag.

"Luke, you are such a douche canoe"

by Dino V. February 19, 2007

Double Douche Canoe

Someone who is up shits creek with a turd for a paddle yet takes no responsibility for their situation and find the need to blame everyone else for their predicament.

You're a real double douche canoe.

by harlequinxx July 30, 2010

Douche Canoe

The vessel used by a douche bag to travel up douche creek to douchetown to visit the family of Douchery’s to celebrate Douchemas.

*Douche Accent* Younder vestle is a accurate demenstration of a canoe of douche, we dun been calling it a douche canoe for near 7 decads.

by ThisOldSoul December 22, 2018

Douche Canoe

1. Any vehicle filled to capacity with a group of major douchebags. Usually a luxury SUV. Most often owned or purchased by the parents of one of the douche mcgouches inside. The group of individuals who pour out of the douche canoe can be affectionately referred to as a "shitstorm of douchebags."

If that douche canoe tries to swoop us in the Taco Bell line, I will go fisticuffs with that whole shitstorm of douchebags inside!

by MFaF September 13, 2009