douche conoe 

A fuck face dude who is a total prick to others and doesn't give a fuck what anyone has to say.

He's such a douche conoe

douche conoe by Princess_sky December 28, 2016

Douche conoe 

Bryan Toon

Bryan is such a douche conoe

Douche conoe by Queen fucking bitch23 February 13, 2018

Douche Canoe 

An individual who insists on causing the rest of the earth as much pain as possible; A chap so arrogant and twattish that they have almost no choice but to fuck you over whenever possible.

*Car drives through large puddle, drenching a child*

Child: "Pickles, what a complete Douche Canoe that old chap is!"

Douche Canoe by FretWizard February 2, 2014

Douche Canoe 

Someone who exceedes the limits of being a normal douche or douche bag.

"Luke, you are such a douche canoe"

Douche Canoe by Dino V. February 19, 2007

Double Douche Canoe 

Someone who is up shits creek with a turd for a paddle yet takes no responsibility for their situation and find the need to blame everyone else for their predicament.

You're a real double douche canoe.

Double Douche Canoe by harlequinxx July 30, 2010

Douche Canoe 

The vessel used by a douche bag to travel up douche creek to douchetown to visit the family of Douchery’s to celebrate Douchemas.

*Douche Accent* Younder vestle is a accurate demenstration of a canoe of douche, we dun been calling it a douche canoe for near 7 decads.

Douche Canoe by ThisOldSoul December 22, 2018

Douche Canoe 

1. Any vehicle filled to capacity with a group of major douchebags. Usually a luxury SUV. Most often owned or purchased by the parents of one of the douche mcgouches inside. The group of individuals who pour out of the douche canoe can be affectionately referred to as a "shitstorm of douchebags."

If that douche canoe tries to swoop us in the Taco Bell line, I will go fisticuffs with that whole shitstorm of douchebags inside!

Douche Canoe by MFaF September 13, 2009