douche clown Share definition Flag n. A combination of a douchebag, and a clown; a person so pathetic that it appears funny to everyone around them. Wow that kid thinks he actually has a chance with that girl, what a douche clown. douche clown by Boozer August 11, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the douche clown mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch