n. A combination of a douchebag, and a clown; a person so pathetic that it appears funny to everyone around them.
by Boozer July 20, 2005
A person that is such a fuckin douche bag, that all you can do is think about the fact that you despise them and how much fun it would be to kick their ass.
I would love to kick that douche clown's ass, what a fag.
That guy's the biggest douche clown I've ever seen.
That guy's the biggest douche clown I've ever seen.
by SDkid May 15, 2008
When describing a person as douche bag just isn't enough. This special person takes the act of douche baggery to another level.
"Wow. That freakin' douche clown over there is literally cock-blocking this entire bar"
"Hey somebody tag that douche clown who is camping with the sniper rifle"
"Good call douche clown"
"Hey somebody tag that douche clown who is camping with the sniper rifle"
"Good call douche clown"
by ClearCause January 14, 2008
by Mhester75 September 30, 2015