douche bigalo

a huge douche bag or piece of shit that only cares about getting laid. Will put his dick into anything that squirms.

A person like, Mike "the situation" from jersey shore

Trevor: Hey lets go out tonight

Curtis: Oh u gonna try to take home some nasty bitch?

Trevor: Well anything that has a hole! Im so annoying that girls will have sex with me so i stop talking

Curtis: Wow quit being a douche bigalo, but i guess u dont have a choice with ur tiny kak

by cfrierson November 30, 2010

Douche Biggalo

Douche Biggalo refers to a man that thinks he can get chicks but in reality he gets fat chicks or none at all. One must first qualify as a douche bag to earn the Douche Biggalo badge. Derived from Deuce Biggalo Male Giggalo whose standards are actually higher than a practicing Douche Biggalo.

"Douche Biggalo showed me her phone # but I thought it was her mesurements by the way she waddled over to him in the club."

by killa bsting April 21, 2006

Douche Bigalow

Same Term As Douche But adding The Ending of a Movie in it.

Dude You Are such a fucking Douche Bigalow!

by Anarchy! August 23, 2007

douche bagalow

a formal name for a big douche bag. acceptable for the host of fancy dinners and cocktail parties.

This caviar is excellent Mr. Douche Bagalow

by AmThaMan April 15, 2009

Douche Bigalow

Someone who is so good a being a douche, they should be whored out. The douche of all douches.

-I told my ex wife I was going to a concert.
-I asked if she could take our son that day.

-She said she was also going to that concert.
-I sold my tickets to be with my son.
-She LIED.
She is DOUCHE BIGALOW.

by thetruthisabitch May 13, 2010

douche bigalow

a very boring fuckface who is dating your best friend. usually a boy. he is freakishly annoying. you want to light them on fire. you usually get the urge to flip them off or constantly piss them off.

*you are at my house. dont flip me off. ughh you are sucha douche bigalow.

by purplegirl(: July 29, 2010

Douchebigalo

Someone who is such a gigantic douche bag, but still manages to pull massive amounts of tail.

What the fuck! He must have a baby's arm in his pants cause he is definitely a douchebigalo.

by Matt Tomlinson February 15, 2008