douche bagalow

a formal name for a big douche bag. acceptable for the host of fancy dinners and cocktail parties.
This caviar is excellent Mr. Douche Bagalow
by AmThaMan April 15, 2009
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Pillsbury Dough Girl

when you find a woman over six hundred pound and bang her big ass belly button. Then you scoop the jizz out with a spoon and put the fresh, warm glaze on a cinnamon bun. Then you make the huge bitch eat it.
I went to the Golden Corral and met this lady at the fried pizza section, and i took her big ass back to my place for the night. I Pillsbury Dough Girled her for breakfast the next morning.
by AmThaMan April 21, 2009
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