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Douchebagadonia 

A small country bordered by Fucktardistan and Assholonia
I met Ryan Seacrest in at the Fucktardistan airport on his way to Assholinia, and had a layover in Douchebagadonia.
Douchebagadonia by The Timmeh April 4, 2009

Douchebagology 

Your such a douchebag! You should go to douchebag college and study Douchebagology. You will become a certified douchebagologist.
Douchebagology by Cory G. B April 2, 2008

Douchebagologist 

The career occupation of douchebags united.
Your the most famous Douchebagologist, in the history of douchebagatry.
Douchebagologist by Cory G. B April 2, 2008

douchebagalicious

the act of having unrelenting douche bag-ness physically descending from you.
gosh dan, stop being so douchebagalicious and get outa this club
douchebagalicious by badass-inator December 24, 2010

douche bigalo 

a huge douche bag or piece of shit that only cares about getting laid. Will put his dick into anything that squirms.
A person like, Mike "the situation" from jersey shore

Trevor: Hey lets go out tonight

Curtis: Oh u gonna try to take home some nasty bitch?

Trevor: Well anything that has a hole! Im so annoying that girls will have sex with me so i stop talking

Curtis: Wow quit being a douche bigalo, but i guess u dont have a choice with ur tiny kak
douche bigalo by cfrierson November 30, 2010

douchebagadocious 

When an individual engages in an act so full of douchbaggery it triggers a positive subconscious reaction and elicits a positive emotion. Thus turning a douchebag move into a solid effort.
Did you see Matt hook up with that married chick? She was so hot I think it was douchebagadocious!
douchebagadocious by Sloppy_Da_Hut November 25, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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