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Douchebigalo

Someone who is such a gigantic douche bag, but still manages to pull massive amounts of tail.
What the fuck! He must have a baby's arm in his pants cause he is definitely a douchebigalo.
Douchebigalo by Matt Tomlinson February 15, 2008
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Douchebagadonia 

A small country bordered by Fucktardistan and Assholonia
I met Ryan Seacrest in at the Fucktardistan airport on his way to Assholinia, and had a layover in Douchebagadonia.
Douchebagadonia by The Timmeh April 4, 2009

Douchebagology 

Your such a douchebag! You should go to douchebag college and study Douchebagology. You will become a certified douchebagologist.
Douchebagology by Cory G. B April 2, 2008

Douchebagologist 

Your the most famous Douchebagologist, in the history of douchebagatry.
Douchebagologist by Cory G. B April 2, 2008

douchebagalicious

the act of having unrelenting douche bag-ness physically descending from you.
gosh dan, stop being so douchebagalicious and get outa this club
douchebagalicious by badass-inator December 24, 2010

douche bigalo 

a huge douche bag or piece of shit that only cares about getting laid. Will put his dick into anything that squirms.
A person like, Mike "the situation" from jersey shore

Trevor: Hey lets go out tonight

Curtis: Oh u gonna try to take home some nasty bitch?

Trevor: Well anything that has a hole! Im so annoying that girls will have sex with me so i stop talking

Curtis: Wow quit being a douche bigalo, but i guess u dont have a choice with ur tiny kak
douche bigalo by cfrierson November 30, 2010

douchebagadocious 

When an individual engages in an act so full of douchbaggery it triggers a positive subconscious reaction and elicits a positive emotion. Thus turning a douchebag move into a solid effort.
Did you see Matt hook up with that married chick? She was so hot I think it was douchebagadocious!
douchebagadocious by Sloppy_Da_Hut November 25, 2009
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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