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douche beggar

A person, usually a woman, who begs to have a douche administered to her
Hey, look at that woman asking for a douche, she is a real douche beggar
by Duncan Cromartie June 14, 2018
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Levels Of Douche Baggary

Levels Of Douche Baggary

Level One: Douche bag.
The lowest level of douche baggary.

Level Two: Douche Bowl.
Someone who is being slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bag.

Level Three: Douche Bucket.
Someone who is a just being a whole bucket of douche.
Someone who is slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bowl.

Level Four: Douche Bin.
Someone who is close to the biggest douche you have ever met or seen.

Someone who is slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bucket.

Level Five: Douche Barrel.
Someone who is the BIGGEST douche EVER. Like in all of existence.

Someone who is excessively douche-e-er then all of the above.
Do YOU know the levels of douche baggary?
by TheMotherFukinPrincess November 11, 2009
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douche-baggary

Actions, ideals, or opinions displayed by or associated with those of a douche-bag.
The idea that welfare programs will help the poor get back on their feet, rather than keeping them dependant on the government, is nothing more than liberal douche-baggary.
by PopnfreshGTmem September 13, 2008
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Duke of douche-baggary

Noun. An individual who has conquered the art of being a douche bag. That individual now over sees a particular group, making sure those folks are always on the verge of punching him in the throat.
If the duke of douche-baggary doesn’t quit calling me a “Whacker” , I’m going to stop doing his job and making him look good on fire calls.
by Bigbrotherthuner August 13, 2018
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Tasteful Douchebaggary

(n): When a person, most often a male, performs an act so exquisitely wrong and disappointing but does it in a very fashionable way.

He often tricks women into thinking he is a very wonderful person but in fact is quite the douche bag. He has done something so creatively though, that you can't help but give him credit for being a successful douche bag.
The man of your dreams writes a song for you. Well that song is also for the other three women he is dating.

"That guy the other day bought a dozen roses. But he gave 12 different roses to 12 different girls. None of them knew, but 12 girls were in love with him at the end of the day. Now that's what I call tasteful douchebaggary."
by Reeka Aguas February 8, 2008
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Douchebaggary

1) Actively engaging in highly-unacceptable, douche-like behavior.

2) Being a douche or douchebag in practice.
To commit so many loathsome acts at once, Jim's behavior could best be characterized as douchebaggary.

His behavior was beyond unacceptable! It was pure douchbaggary.
by Dr. T. December 11, 2012
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Douchebaggary

Thats just a bunch of douchebaggary.
by LauraGoesBANG January 12, 2009
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