douche baggory
The act of being a douche bag. Such acts include lying, cheating, deceiving, being cocky, and acting like a jerk.
douche baggory by boyssuckclub December 20, 2010
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Douche-baggery
Douche-baggery by Notyouravarageblondie July 31, 2009
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Douche Baggery
Fem: Look what Kevin Wolff did!
John: That was an act of pure and unadulterated douche baggery. Tisk tisk...
John: That was an act of pure and unadulterated douche baggery. Tisk tisk...
Douche Baggery by KillerByte October 18, 2004
Levels Of Douche Baggary
Levels Of Douche Baggary
Level One: Douche bag.
The lowest level of douche baggary.
Level Two: Douche Bowl.
Someone who is being slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bag.
Level Three: Douche Bucket.
Someone who is a just being a whole bucket of douche.
Someone who is slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bowl.
Level Four: Douche Bin.
Someone who is close to the biggest douche you have ever met or seen.
Someone who is slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bucket.
Level Five: Douche Barrel.
Someone who is the BIGGEST douche EVER. Like in all of existence.
Someone who is excessively douche-e-er then all of the above.
Level One: Douche bag.
The lowest level of douche baggary.
Level Two: Douche Bowl.
Someone who is being slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bag.
Level Three: Douche Bucket.
Someone who is a just being a whole bucket of douche.
Someone who is slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bowl.
Level Four: Douche Bin.
Someone who is close to the biggest douche you have ever met or seen.
Someone who is slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bucket.
Level Five: Douche Barrel.
Someone who is the BIGGEST douche EVER. Like in all of existence.
Someone who is excessively douche-e-er then all of the above.
Levels Of Douche Baggary by TheMotherFukinPrincess November 11, 2009
Douche Baggery
The act in which someone is being a douche bag or has the characteristics or symptoms of a douche bag
Douche Baggery by AwsomeT March 9, 2009
douche*baggery
LeQueefah Shauntae says..."No, her di*ent! That bama just tp*ed my ride, fool. Ain't that some douche*baggery, whitey?"
Hansel Ughurene replies, "Das uber gay!"
Hansel Ughurene replies, "Das uber gay!"
douche*baggery by Lisa and Sam May 1, 2006
douche-baggary
The idea that welfare programs will help the poor get back on their feet, rather than keeping them dependant on the government, is nothing more than liberal douche-baggary.
douche-baggary by PopnfreshGTmem September 13, 2008
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