douchbag jar

When a human says something a douchbag would

‘I love lifting the max at the gym’

‘Jar! Put money in the douchbag jar!’

by tr3mblingfear May 21, 2022

Douchebag Jar

Popularized in the series premiere of the Fox show "New Girl."

A jar into which a person puts money after he or she says or does something a douchebag would do.

(to a female friend)
Guy: I know you've been through a lot, but I'd still totally do you.
Girl: Really? That's so nice...
Girl and other Guys: DOUCHEBAG JAR!!

by ynnoj123 September 21, 2011

douchbaggary

When some asshole is doing something very wrong to an unsuspecting victim.

"I sensed douchbaggary was afoot when that prick showed up."

by WhiteyGotMeDown78 June 4, 2014