double touch 

drunk and high at the same time

We double touched at that dance and it was fun.

We should double touch tonight

double touch by noodle b October 28, 2006

double touch 

when you get very drunk then end up gettin high at the same time

Me and my buddies went to the bar last night and got a double touch. I'm going through a hangover, but it was worth it!

double touch by iva409 June 22, 2007

double dick touch 

A term used when you think someone is fucking with you, or if you feel people are spinning there wheels getting nothing done. kind of like," ok, your touching my dick, and i'm touching your dick " nothing is happening when a person is trying to make it look like there is.

Man: instead of standing here playing double dick touch, can you get the manager so we can settle this.
Home depot clerk: Yes sir.

Tom: discussing this with you is like playing "double dick touch" nothing is getting acomplished here.

double dick touch by Jack de wack June 12, 2008

Double touchdown 

The act of shitting two turds, in the same sitting, so long that they hit the water before completely exiting the anus.

Dude, I just did had a double touchdown. High fucking five!

Double touchdown by Pablo 2: The Electric Boogaloo September 30, 2012

double toucher 

A shit that while it is still connected to your anus touches the water at the bottom of the toilet.

Guy 1: Dude I just laid out this ridiculous double toucher it was fucking sick!
Guy 2: Dude! What the fuck?

double toucher by ThatStretchDickhead October 28, 2017

doubledouche

it's bad enough when you have to deal with one douchebag, but when said douchebag brings their douche-ey friend along; you have been hit with a dose of "doubledouche".

omg, here comes paige. ahh shit shes got that retarded fat girl with her. incoming doubledouche!

doubledouche by neverbebg April 1, 2010