double dickey 

Homosexual sex between two gentlemen

The two guys shared a double dickey that night

double dickey by Moneylonger February 5, 2017

Double dicked 

When someone screws you over in a big way.

Raul stole all my weed then smoked it!

He fucking Double Dicked me big time.

Double dicked by IIIXXVII March 9, 2018

Double Dicker 

Somebody who is not able to get with any girls, so he turns to sneaking into two-ways, and making them three-ways.

I was fucking a girl and then all of a sudden a double dicker came out of nowhere and made my two way a three-way.

Double Dicker by The Man with No Name November 6, 2017

double dicker 

situation in which one is brought to a state of happiness or excitement such that one wishes he had two penises so that he could jerk off both of them.

Rob: "Dude, I just won the gold medal in seven events this Olympics, plus, I won the lottery yesterday and seem to have developed superhuman powers."
Ricky: "Holy shit. That's a double dicker."

double dicker by Rob February 15, 2003

double dicker 

The act of sucking your boss's and his boss's dicks at the same time in order to get ahead in the workplace.

Gary started at the same time as me and now he is my boss. The only way to explain this is that he is a double dicker.

double dicker by thedoubledicker September 16, 2016

double dicker taco 

When you and your homeboy double team a Mexican chick. Thats pretty much it. But thats how it starts. The double dicking must be done simultaneously to apply to this definition.

Last night, this chick Juanita, was into both of us gringos. We convinced her to come home with us and had the most amazing double dicker taco.

double dicker taco by albertocrat June 8, 2015

Double Dicker 

When a guy sticks his dick in two girls or guy's at the same time

Chad : Mmm! Don't you just love how Michelle & Rachel always wear tight tank tops & gym shorts all the time!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Hey Chad (wink)
Rachel : Hey Chad (wink)
Chad : Well looks like Chad's gonna have him a Double Dicker tonight!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Don't cry Mark i'll bring Judy over tonight so you can have a Double Dicker of your own! (wink)
Chad : Yeah Mark you can stick you dick in Steve & his blow up doll! (lol)
Steve : Funny Chad how's come you always like a Double Dicker with me and Judy?
Mark : Oh My God! Chad had a Double Dicker with Steve & his blow up doll!
Michelle : GROSS!
Rachel : Yeah so gross keep your dick away from us CHAD!
Chad : GOD DAMNT STEVE!
Rachel : So Mark how about a Double Dicker at my place tonight?
Michelle : Yeah Baby I missed you dick so much!
Mark : (wink)
Chad : STEVE IM GONNA KILL YOU!

Double Dicker by SlopNChop November 27, 2018