dorrance

an Irish/German dude who drinks too much and despite losing limb functionality after approximately 14 drinks and occasional bed wetting is still extremely handsome and worth the $505 flight to visit him abroad

"Everything was going good until we bought that last round. The walk home was horrible...he got all dorranced out on me."

Megan: Did you see that hot guy over by the bar?
Gina: The one that can't even walk?
Megan: Yeah but I bet he's a total dorrance!!"